But first, a shameless bid for attention...
I've been participating in a thread over at
Jay Lake's Facebook page. The thread's upshot: how what some people use as normal, everyday vocabulary is seen by others as too smart, too show-offy, or even as newly-invented words, not to mention providing fuel for hot and cold running malapropisms. Mind you, I'm giving a polite distillation here.
I mentioned the time a creative writing professor had accused me of plagiarism: "...until I showed him my notes. Then he said he thought the piece was publishable. I thought it was crap. Our assignment had been to write a short story draft in one week, so I just threw something down on the page. (I still remember a line from it -- 'So cold, that telescope's shaft!' I hang my head in shame...)"
Jay pointed out the line's potential to be part of a "brilliant" haiku. To which I replied:
The stroke of midnight --
So cold, that telescope's shaft!
Burn, you swollen stars.
:-p~~
I remember the story's title, too -- "In Magnification of Touch." Did I mention I'd been reading a lot of Freud in those days?
(Thanks for the thread, Jay.)
![Elissa Malcohn and Display](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4451729379_e1a87a3df2.jpg)
The Land O'Lakes Library in Pasco County, FL, held its inaugural Author Fair on Saturday, March 20. I drove down with
Lakisha Spletzer and her daughter Alea. Thanks to both of them for helping me haul my load to and from the car!
My display included:
1.
Deviations: Covenant (paperback, Aisling Press).
2.
Covenant and
Appetite on CD (click
here for more info and free downloads).
3.
Riffing on Strings: Creative Writing Inspired by String Theory (Scriblerus Press, IPPY Silver Medalist; contains my story "Arachne").
4.
Unspeakable Horror: From the Shadows of the Closet (Dark Scribe Press, Bram Stoker Award winner; contains my story "Memento Mori").
5. Issue 14,
Electric Velocipede (Hugo Award winner; contains my story "Hermit Crabs," which is on the recommended reading list in
The Year's Best Science Fiction, 26th Annual Edition).
6. Oct./Nov. 2009
Asimov's (Contains my novelette "Flotsam" and poem "Derivative Work").
7.
Vampyr Verse (Popcorn Press; contains my poem "Neighbors").
8. General info flyers, and flyers advertising forthcoming work, including
She Nailed A Stake Through His Head: Tales of Biblical Terror (Dybbuk Press), which will contain my story "Judgment at Naioth."
Kisha also took a video of me at the event, accessible
here. Videos of more authors attending can be seen on her
Kishaz Worlds Facebook page.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library 4](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2753/4451729387_f1d53f5147.jpg)
L-R: unidentified, Valerie Anne Faulkner, Susan Noe Harmon.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library, Chris Coad Taylor](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4032/4451729391_1d5d02e987.jpg)
Chris Coad Taylor.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library 10](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4451729399_1ff3263255.jpg)
Seated, L-R: Philip Rice, Toni Martin, Rebecca Nunez. The books at far left were authored by Henley Holbrook.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library: Lakisha Spletzer and Alea](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4451729407_b68e94a27f.jpg)
Kisha and her daughter Alea.
![Alea](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4451729409_ff1ea7b045.jpg)
Alea sits at my display, alternately writing her own story and editing her mother's book
Werelove: Dusk Conspiracy.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library 16](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/4451891015_852ddd6710.jpg)
Seated at far right: Fred Tomasello, Jr. The books at far right were authored by Kal Rosenberg.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library 21](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4451891035_539250003a.jpg)
Standing at left, L-R: Michael Dalton, Wendy Van Horn, Jerry Teske.
![Author Fair, Land O'Lakes Library 17](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4451891025_8583395808.jpg)
Coming up: I join
Loretta Rogers to do cold read critiques at the Homosassa Public Library on Saturday, March 27.
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